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About
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days” is a line spoken by the Jane Doe (the Soldier) in Valves Team Fortress 2 animation “Expiration Date”.
Origin
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past 3 days” is spoken by the Soldier in the Valve short “Expiration Date” released on the 17th of June, 2013, in response to the Engineer and Medic asking Soldier how much bread he’s teleported, as the Medic and Engineer find that the tumors only grow on bread when teleported, which may not even be tumors, according to the Medic. The scene and line can be seen at 10:34:
Background
Valve hid things in Team Fortress 2 in game which confused many players. The main thing was if you teleported, there’d be a small chance of bread popping out too, in 1 of 9 variants.
On the 16th of June, Valve posted on their Team Fortress 2 blog a suspicious-looking countdown, going on for around 24 hours. After the countdown, the video was revealed and info about the upcoming “Love and War” Update.