About
BatteryIncluded refers to the American colostomy bag and troll likely originated from Mexico. It is said that he has many friends within Wikipedia, the WMF and the Internet. Like Dennis Brown, BatteryIncluded has gravitated into positions of higher authority on Wikipedia and the Internet and using highly misleading statements to re-write histories of people and manipulate everyone to their fates, namely an increase in their medication for the “good mental health”, which eventually results in their deaths, in which he, as well as Stanistani, an administrator of Wikipediocracy using the name Zoloft, defines it as “well”.
Online History
He joined Wikipedia in 2007, and since then, he has made many exceptionally good contributions on Wikipedia, and like most functional and disease-free editors, incited the wrath of an aspie, which is how he came to have an article on this site. BatteryIncluded edits mostly fascinating articles about space and shit, with an edit count well into the thousands [1]. BatteryIncluded made himself an enemy or two, and told them to “write a book”, which is Wikipedian for “climb a tower of dicks and eat your way down”. He then refused to even acknowledge calls for civility on his part. BatteryIncluded notified the involved editors of the Life article about Stevertigo’s editing restrictions, however, he raped his shit and threatened with retaliatory shit. Worse still, BatteryIncluded was raped once for his incivility by William M. Connolley. He also asked that all Martian spiders be moved to the Dark Dune Spots, which seems to be a sensible precaution against Martian spider invasions.
He got involved in an edit war over Astrobiology with Viriditas, whom he accused of using IP socks to delete his shit.
Between late January and early April 2012, an editor (who is a sockpuppet of Bryan Seecrets) was using anonymous IPs to add unnecessary statements to the Phobos-Grunt article, one of the articles he largely contributes. Responding to this, he reverted and deleted most of his shit, and the article was semi-protected was protected as he was persistent in adding it. Initially, Starkiller88 seemed to be insistent on adding claims that the Fobos-Grunt mission would not be repeated, based on speculation that Russia was about to join the European ExoMars program as its partner. As this came to pass, he took the opposite direction, that the mission would be cleared for a repeat, based on the opinion of a single scientist. His efforts to fag up the article’s talk page were fruitless. Eventually, BatteryIncluded made a series of outrageous posts in an attempt to get him to stop speaking the truth about the planned repeat mission to Phobos. However, this had no effect, as it simply caused Starkiller to start claiming at every possible opportunity, and with much emphasis as possible, that no other mission could take its place in the future. This was finally resolved according to policy.
Starkiller also claimed the scientists and engineers behind the Phobos-Grunt mission were accused of treason, particularly Alexander Zakharov, who he also claimed would die in 2015 or be “disappeared”, cited by a single user-generated content on Pastebin, he attempted to add a page about an operation by Anonymous called “Operation Phobos-Gone”, a “campaign” to redress the injustice of a Russian rocketry club being closed following a programming error left a $163 million dollar space probe stuck in low earth orbit, a firable offense in most office settings. This campaign was evidenced by only a twitter account and a shit LiveJournal knockoff journal, but that didn’t stop Starkiller88 from writing an article up to cover the whole affair. When asked to account for his creation of a pointless non-article about a twitter feed, Starkiller admitted in broken, near unreadable prose that he himself had started the twitter feed and the journal the article was based upon, appearing to be inciting criminal and vigilante activities against the parties involved in order to make the claims he was adding to these articles genuine. He said he was forced to do so because BatteryIncluded stated the fact that no further Phobos probes were planned. Making this point to him had been the cause of his insistence that there would never be another mission to Phobos.
After having his shit article raped as pure vandalism and smelling the burnt flesh stench of banhammer in the air, Starkiller88 went running like a child to BatteryIncluded in a desperate attempt to avoid being shit-canned, starting a harassment campaign on him. His messages range from his pleads to a supposed “redemption”, to a claimed compulsion to vandalize Wikipedia, and lately, to blaming BatteryIncluded for infecting his computer with malware, while he told him not to do so.
Shortly after this conversation, Starkiller88 went on to user page vandalism with pain series attacks against BatteryIncluded in retaliation for his anger. Despite many contributions to pages such as Anonymous, Malaysian National Space Agency, Future spaceflights, various Malaysian Railways, and Series of Unfortunate Events pages, the editor known as Starkiller88 was permabanned for this, with no administrator willing to challenge this ban who doesn’t want to take their full brunt of his wrath. He informed one administrator, Boing! said Zebedee to enact this ban by using fabricated statements, becoming abusive in the process in making unilateral weighted decisions, and a month later, he awarded the administrator with a indirect personal attack. This would later be followed by ArbCom and BASC, including AGK; that’s the reasons why most appeals to the latter were denied without any further reason.
This events have sent a clear signal that Wikipedia’s united community do not let his interaction with the project to continue with personal attacks and outing, having an ever-lasting ripple effect throughout the Internet, causing every website and their communities to take a more robust and vile approach to any actions taken therein against Wikipedia and its members involved. The individual behind “Starkiller88” was banned from Wikipediocracy, Bleeping Computer and Above Top Secret; and still continues his anti-Wikipedianistic activities elsewhere.
Not being a banned loser himself, BatteryIncluded continues to edit without any opposition from others. That is, until August when he made a partial reversion of another editor’s edits and engaged in asserting that it introduced scrolling lists and violated common sense. Using his previous incivility against Starkiller88, he once again told Piotrus to stay away from an article to place what he called as his flashy tricks and “Hello Kittys” somewhere. He got a warning, but he deleted several posts to cover up, thereby ignoring it.
His ignorance became apparent when he ran into FitJock87 over the inclusion of VIGO System in the Curiosity rover article. Although this resulted in the information about VIGO is being retained with his corrections that they are just a sub-system vendor rather than its designers, he was intent on watching him. This caused FitJock87 to call him “not only stupid, but also pathetic,” similar to the comments from Starkiller88’s earlier vandalism of his userpage as being disruptive to make a point responding to BatteryIncluded’s incivility.
2013
After his reversion warring on the 2013 Russian meteor event, BatteryIncluded began wanting another editor, Medeis, to bitch and fight another person who attacked him and take “his meds”, killing himself. Then, an unimaginable happened – the outing of Russavia by Cla68 and the subsequent events resulting in the resignation of ArbCom member Hersfold. His resignation is attributed to the recent outings of editors, of which BatteryIncluded has did in the past.
BatteryIncluded and his people supported Russavia’s indefinite block in June 2013.
Reputation
BatteryIncluded has gained friends, expanding the alliance. After the Phobos-Grunt campaign of 2012, Dennis Brown, AGK, and Boing! said Zebedee has joined him, then followed by Zoloft, Beyond My Ken, and others.
Personal Life
Nothing much is known about his personal life.
Search Interest
As of 2014, the search interest of BatteryIncluded has yet to be shown.