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Captain Blubber

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Leaked promotional art of Captain Blubber: The Movie,
starring the greato as Captain Blubber

About

Captain Blubber is a KnowYourMeme moderator who is especially known for being one of the most hardworker users on the site, and using his powers wisely, making him one of the most loved users known for suspending people for existing.

History

Blubber grew up on a unknown place from Canada. One day, someone give him the furry videogameBanjo Kazooie for N64, and played it until a character from the game caught his attention: Captain Blubber, a hippo who can’t swim. Blubber instantaneously liked the character and made it his role model, going everwhere shirtless, with a pirate hat and a cardboard cutlass, but his family and friends (LOL) made an intervention to him, finally convincing him to drop the pirate costume. At some point in his life, Blubber discovered beer, and nowadays it’s the only thing he drinks, uses to cook and shower with.

One day, Don gave him supermemetic powers, and asked him if he would want to join him on a journey to meme on the whole world. Blubber accepted because he was drunk and bored, but he never imagined he would have as companions an antrophomormic rabbit,a neo-nazi brone, and a weeb, so he drinks to forget he hates all his partners. Nowadays, he works as a cover at Toys R’Us, where he discusses with little girls about MLP and throws them beer cans if he sees he’s losing.

Le Ebin Brone Rifle

Le Ebin Brone Rifle is Blubber’s signature weapon, created at Spiral Mountain. As the name says, it’s a rifle that is epic and kills bronies. Blubber created this weapon after a bronie accidentaly his Banjo Kazooie cartridge, so he promise himslef he would vanish bronies from Earth. Tomberry, another pony detractor, joined him on his journey, although they haven’t kill any bronie because Blubber is always drunk and he can’t aim, and Tomberry has no “ebin brone” weapons to kill bronies.

Will they accomplish they objective? See it on Captain Blubber: The Movie! Soon on all theaters.

Special thanks to Samekichi for the avatar draw and the greato for his great cosplay


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