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The KYMtheon

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About

The KYMtheon refers to the primordial group of deities that have existed since the beginning of time, and have since been locked away within the inter-dimensional prison/meme documenting site Know Your Meme.

Origin

The KYMtheon has been known by many different names by many different cultures. The last prior known name was the The Triumvirate. The Triumvirate was eventually defeated by the Meme God himself, Don, whom then created the website Know Your Meme to entrap them and their chaotic energy, known as memes. After this the Triumvirate was believed defeated. However not long after this two heads of the Triumvirate would return in the forms of Super Robo Jesus and The Cheeto. Don was quick to defeat them and send them to the shapeless abyss known as the Deadpool. Don waited in longing for the third head of the Triumvirate to rear it’s lewd head, and so it did. After being revived by the power of the Hentai Quotes gallery Goat-tan was born. Goat-tan quickly took control of most of Know Your Meme by tricking Don to engage in a co-op playthrough of Battletoads. Goat-tan proceeded to release both Super Robo Jesus and This Cheeto, forming the KYMtheon.

Conquest of Know Your Meme/Defeat By Don

The KYMtheon quickly conquered most of Know Your Meme and enslaved most of it’s userbase. The Mods were the only ones who were able to avoid capture. They prayed to Don to return whom was still stuck in his Battletoads trance. However, the anguish of his people awakened Don to the reality of what was happening. Don immediately returned to Know Your Meme and gathered the Mods to lead an assault on The KYMtheon’s base, The Church of Battletoads. Using the battle below as a distraction, Don flew and crashed through the roof and landed in front of The KYMtheon. Don quickly re-Deadpooled both SRJ and Cheeto, leaving only Goat-tan left. Don then grabbed Goat-tan and whispered in her ear the famous quote, “Get Memed on.” Don then proceeded to violently rape Goat-tan until she surrendered control of Know Your Meme back to the users.

Don: Head of the KYMtheon

Immediately following the battle, Goat-tan was so infatuated by Don’s secret lewdness that she pleaded with him to become the head of the KYMtheon and use the power of the memes for his own goals. Don pondered this for sometime before accepting. Now with Don’s power leading the KYMtheon there is nobody who is safe from getting memed on.

Members

Don


Don is the leader of the KYMtheon and the one who has the power to meme on anyone and everyone. He will reign for a thousand years. May all who oppose him burn in the Deadpool. Amen.

Goat-tan


Goat-tan is the deity worshiped by the Church of Battletoads, and the progenitor of all things lewd. Her favorite pastimes involve rape and playing the NES game Battletoads.

Super Robo Jesus


Super Robo Jesus was the first deity to form after the destruction of the Triumvirate and the first to fall to Don’s wrath. He deadpooled for your sins.

This Cheeto


This Cheeto is now a meme.


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