About
“Dirty” Dan Schneider is a television producer and a memetic pedophile, known for his escapades inside the kids/teens that appear in his shows and their feet.
Origin
Dan “Hold her down, she’s a fighter” Schneider was born on January 14, 1966, and later went on to become a succesful writer/producer for many Nickelodeon shows, bringing him into contact with many underaged girls in the process.
Spread em’ Wider
With him coming into contact with many underaged girls involved with his shows, Dan “Get in the van” Schneider was given ample opportunity to sexually abuse his stars and indulge in his foot fetish
Various Names
