On August 14th, 2015, Destiny players logged on to check on Xur, Agent of the Nine, the weekly vendor that sells exotic weapons and armor. Every single one of these guardians expected something like the Last Word, the Red Death, or other exotics they already had.
On August 14th, 2015…
The Guardians of Destiny rejoiced.
XURWASSELLINGGJALLARHORN!
It was a day of excitement, on the subreddit, twitter, and in real life. Everyone who was able to log on was getting their hands on the most rare weapon in all of Destiny.
Sadly, they then realized they had one month to use it. The Taken King was coming, and with him his army of nerfs.
The Guardians had parties. They drank whatever alcohol they could get their hands on and did cartwheels off of cliffs in their ‘sparrows’. They also blew themselves up. Idiots.
That is the story of Gjallarhorn Day. Celebrate August 14th, everyone. If you are on vacation…
Eh. NOONECARES, WE GOTGJALLARHORN!
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